- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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