- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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