What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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