what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Caroline Kelly.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops