- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

TIMMY

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Dig Bick Your dislexic

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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