- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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