- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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