Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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