What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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roak

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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White men's rights

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Immigration Laws

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A guy at a baseball game....

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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