Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Anti Joke

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