How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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How old are you? 7

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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