- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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