- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Pickles are powerful

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

pobody's nerfect

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Bark I'm a tree

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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