- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

you see theres this guy.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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