- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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