- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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