- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

I love pissing people off :P

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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