Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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