What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Urban ghettos

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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