feminine literature

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Pull my finger ouch..

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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