- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

pull my finger (farts)

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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