- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

The truth is he loves her!!

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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