- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Men

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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