- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Guess what? AIDS!

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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