What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Knock knock come in.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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