If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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