- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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