Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Set up Punch line.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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