- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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