ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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I read the terms of service.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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baloney sandwich

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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