Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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