A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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aodhan hearty

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Penis

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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