- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

girls basketball

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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