- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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