- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Justin Bieber.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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