- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Katy Perry

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.