there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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