Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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