- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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