What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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the holocaust

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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