Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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