- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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