- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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justin beiber sucks

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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