What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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