What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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