- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

VAL SUCKS

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

The Joke Below

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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