- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did death say to life? Go die

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

you see theres this guy.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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