How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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