- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What are annoying? Ads.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

knock knock Dave's not here.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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