- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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