- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

AIDS.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Your mom.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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