I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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your so fat. your fat!

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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