Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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where is the world?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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The Princess is in another castle

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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