What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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