How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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