- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

The queen having a shit

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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