- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Knock knock It's open, come in

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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