- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

A seal walks into a club.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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