- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

field day?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

rent a cops

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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