- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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