How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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404 Error: Joke not found

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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