Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Your mother is so fat.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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