Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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