- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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