What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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