- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Uh... What was emulating again?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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