- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

So a baby seal walks into a club.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Firgen and the blung brigade

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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