- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

bangers and mash?

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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