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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Golf.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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