Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

womens rights

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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