Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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drugs.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Horse.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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