- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

homosexuals are gay

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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