- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

One time i was sitting down

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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