why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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