what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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nothing

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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