what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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