here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

a man makes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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