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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

If youre African, why are you white?

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

800 people died last year. end of story

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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